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août, 2010 | The Geek Bar - Part 2

Concupiscent


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concupiscent[ Adjectif] Se dit d’un malade atteint d’une incontinence consécutive à l’inversion des voies excrétoires. Devant la petite sirène, le pauvre Henri, tout concupiscent, bavait et morvait tout ce qu’il savait.

Retrouvez concupiscent sur le Définistaire

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Comment un oiseau peut se mordre la queue


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Où la dure réalité de Twitter et des Réseaux Sociaux à Grande Vitesse.

Ca m’a pris comme ça, au sortir d’un test d’un jeu déprimant pour ma carte graphique, puisque je n’ai pas réussi à y jouer plus de 5 minutes sans pousser ma pauvre GTX8800 dans ses retranchements (94°C quand même), alors que tous les autres trucs en 3D n’arrivent généralement pas à lui faire monter le rouge aux joues … Bref, je ne jouerai plus à Call of Juarez 2 !!

Donc, frustré de mon duel avec le Clint Eastwood synthétisé et son chapeau à larges bords, je m’épanche sur Twitter .. Quand soudain je réalise que si les gens qui me suivent sont eux-mêmes suivis par d’autres qui se suivent, et que moi-même je suis (je simplifie un peu, c’était moins rapide et moins clair dans mon esprit lors de ma méditation, mais en même temps vous avez (oh et puis j’peux te tutoyer hein, on est que nous deux …)), tu as donc, disais-je, autre chose à foutre), ben fatalament, et en faisant abstraction du niveau de parenthèsage proche d’un programme en LISP ci dessus, je me rattrape !

Je la refais .. je suis bidule, qui lui même suit machin, qui suit truc qui me suit. Au bout d’un moment, on va passer notre temps à lire des trucs qu’on aura déjà écrit .. Et ca va vite sentir le moisi !! Une sorte de consanguinité numérique, un atavisme du web 2.0, un peu comme dans ces vieilles familles aristocratiques, ou ces tribus encore isolées d’amazonie ..

Du coup, le piaf se mord la queue .. J’espère juste qu’aucun sale mioche n’aura eu le toupet d’y mettre du sel pour le freiner dans sa course, c’est mauvais pour sa tension …

Et puis avec un peu de chance, j’vais finir par suivre quelqu’un qui n’est pas suiveur, moi qui ne suis pas suivi. Ca cassera le cercle !

Je pense donc je suis disait le philosophe .. s’il avait su à quel point il était en avance sur son temps, lui qui pensait être !

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Il y a du monde dans les arbres ?


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Au début .. j’me disais .. « nan » (et là je me cite) .. Les arbres, c’est plutot le truc des oiseaux quoi .. voire de certains primates dans des pays lointains, mais du monde .. comme des gens par exemple .. nan .. y’a pas. Enfin ça c’était avant ce jour..

Parce que depuis quelques jours, c’est FAUX tout ça .. Hop .. aux chiottes le mythe .. au trou l’idée reçue .. du balai les trucs qu’on savait que !!!

Du monde dans les arbres .. Y’EN A !!

Pis pas qu’un peu hein .. des floppées, moult .. voire même des monstres chiées (pour paraphraser nos amis confédérés helvétiques).

or donc .. un après-midi pas si lointain j’étais .. dans les arbres .. Ptain !! Mais ouais !! DANS (au sens dedans, en plein) .. Genre, avec l’aide de professionnels dont c’est le métier qui sont pros, j’me suis harnaché (j’ai donc enfilé un harnais) .. j’me suis poulié .. (équipé d’une poulie) .. et j’ai encordé (j’me suis aussi équipé de cordes).

Et j’ai monté .. IN THE TREES !!

Grave ..

Bon .. autant vous le dire tout de suite .. y’avait 2 enjeux majeurs pour moi ..

Enjeu 1 : Combattre la peur de la peur que j’ai l’vertige !
Imaginez … J’adore skier mais j’peux à peine prendre un télésiège .. J’ai meme peur quand je joue à certains jeux de plates-formes dès que j’dois franchir du vide .. hein .. impressionant hein ..

Ben j’ai joué au crétin dans les arbres .. ponts de singes, tyroliennes de 50m de long, entre 10 et 15m au dessus du sol .. filets suspendus .. bref .. 1h30 de ballade aérienne et feuillue, avec mon ptit harnais, ma poulie et mes mousquetons.

ben .. MEME PAS PEUR !! hop .. enjeu 1, c’est fait !

Enjeu 2 : Montrer que j’suis capable d’entrainer mon corps dans un effort physique dépassant l’activité des doigts sur le clavier et le mouvement de l’épaule et du bras pendant une partie de billard. Voire meme dépasser l’effort enorme que génère un parcours de golf ..

Bref .. 1h30 à la force des bras et des jambes, dans des conditions un poil extrème (surtout pour moi) ..

Bon .. ben réussi aussi .. même pas cassé l’épaule ..

Juste mal partout ..

Et surtout .. un mythe qui disparait ..

Les arbres, c’est HABITE .. par plein de gens, vétus de harnais, de poulies et de mousquetons .. et qui en chient autant que moi, si ce n’est plus ..

C’est fou les arbres .. et le monde aussi un peu parfois ..

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Pêche et zen


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Bouchon coloré
Onde à la surface du lac
Le poisson s’envole

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