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2 mars 2011 | The Geek Bar

Les microbes ont remplacé l’iPad2 dans mon coeur …


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Microbes en peluches

Microbes en peluches

 

Non !

Je ne céderai pas à la facilité, et je ne parlerai donc pas de l’iPad2, des ses fonctionnalités, de celles qui lui manquent, de tout ce qu’il va falloir racheter en plus de l’appareil pour le faire fonctionner, et de l’angoisse qui va saisir ses futurs utilisateurs sur  LE bug ou LE truc mal pensé (qui existe dans TOUT appareil fraîchement produit par Apple) et que l’on va découvrir dans quelques jours …

Voilà, c’est décidé, je me positionne tel un rebelle, un iconoclaste, un anti-mac … Je ressors mon Palm Pilot Vx et son stylet !

Non, moi ce soir, j’ai envie de poésie, de douceur, de mou, de chaud, de chamallow !

Mon petit coeur moelleux craque pour les peluches, toutes douces, toute jolies, so cuuUUUUute !

Les petits animaux qui nous accompagnent toutes les nuits, qui nous rassurent quand les bêtes de la nuit sortent des placards et des sous-le-lit, quand leurs yeux, tant chassieux que chafouins, nous surveillent et attendent le moment propice où l’on s’apprête à sombre dans ce sommeil mérité et réparateur pour nous attaquer, nous reveiller, nous terrifier et nous laisser la tête tendue et la nuque raide, 10 cm au dessus de l’oreiller, dans un état de stress total, glacé par la sueur  aigre de nos angoisses de mômes ! [Vous pouvez faire l’exercice de relire cette phrase à haute voix, sans reprendre votre respiration, plusieurs fois de suite. C’est un excellent exercice de contrôle de soi] Lire plus

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